Monday, January 24, 2011

Do dogs sing?

When you click on the search button of windows. How would you know if it would really bark well?
Play Himesh's songs and it will sing along.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

mandir

sushant: woh kya hai?
mihir: mandir.
sushant: tum kaise bol sakte ho ki woh mandir hai.
mihir: dekho, woh dhwaj sthambh (flag pole)se pata chalta hai ki woh shayad hee mandir ho.
sushant: toh yeh shayad ka matlab tum confident nahee ho.
mihir: yes. thoda confusion hai.
sushant: dekho mein bata raha hoon,yeh zaroori nahee hain ki jaha bhi flag pole hota hai wahan mandir bhi ho. yahan pe do baate ho sakte hain, jaise ki woh kisika ghar ho sakta hai ya fir mandir ki tarah dikhne waala hotel ho sakta hain.
mihir: babaji, apke painr(legs)kahan hain. unke xerox lena hai
sushant: yahan dekho, yahan neeche, ye shayad mere painr ho sakte hain, i am not sure.

stupid beggar

Once a blind beggar dashed with a man who was in a hurry to reach office. The man said sorry for being rude and asked how we could help him. Beggar said, sir I have taken your wallet, but I don't know the password, give me that.

beach ka rasta

yash: ye beach ko kaise jaana hai?
mihir: raste ke beach se jana hai. ( meaning from the middle of the road).

How do onions taste?

Year 2025
Andy: How do onions taste?
Sandy: God damn no idea.
Andy: Why?
Sandy: Because I have neither smelt the armani perfumes nor have I met some one who has eaten onions.

whose your father?

Andy:Whose your father?
Sandy:I dont know.
Andy: Whose your father?
Sandy: Some one fucked and I was born.
Andy: Whose your father?
Sandy: Go fuck yourself, you'll know.

Brilliant ideas

Whats the fastest way to fill your water tank in times of emergency?

call fire brigade